Tuesday, 1 July 2008

I fancied a change so I'm now a short black guy!

Let me clarify that statement. I wanted to change my hair so I decided to go short again. I've also had it died black. I'm kinda liking it. Just think I'll have to apply some more fake tan... keep topping it up. God it's going to get to a point where my face will be glowing. Well these it beats looking like a goth!

Anywhoo about my day.

Hello Next Robin Park, Mark speaking, how can I help...

Today at work a woman wanted to return some black shorts. She informed me she got black shorts because "black goes with everything"... as if I care love. She wanted to return them because when she went to the gym this morning she found a huge rip in the back! Shock horror! I mean children are dying in third world countries but more importantly this woman found a rip in her shorts!!!!!!! What is the world coming to?????

But wait this wasn't the "terrible situation" she was put in. When returning a item without a receipt if the item was in the sale you have to return the item at the lowest price. And guess what this item was in the last sale. She wasn't to please she had to pay a extra £7 for some new shorts. We its either that sweetheart or you can walk round your arse hanging out! At the end of the day I'll still be able to sleep tonight.

In the end she paid the extra £7. She wasn't getting them returned at the original price. Lets face it she did by them like a year ago. Silly woman!

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