OMG A KILLER BAT HAS FLOWN INTO MY ROOM!

Well by killer bat I mean a moth!

I've just woke my dad up to try and save me from the bastard but it must be a clever moth since when my dad came to the rescue.... it disappeared!

I hate moths. Why where they created? To piss me off! Thats why! They're annoying, ugly, little bastards that do fuck all for society. A bit like Jermey Kyle. They should all die! No one would miss them.

Now butterflies I like. They're more graceful and interesting to look at. Moths aren't!

*Btw the little fucker has just reappeared, now its hiding behind my bed. It also flew into my Marilyn Monroe canvas. This means war*

If it comes near me... its dead! Screw all things bright and beautiful... all creatures great and small... That thing is now bright and beautiful. Its a little (insert taboo language)!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS IT DOING THIS TO ME? WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG?

Its knows I'm scared shitless of it! This is torture! Its going to die! Seriously! I'm giving it 2 minutes to get out my room! If its not out by 23.40 its toast... its history... or at least a bloody mess on the back of my ASDA smart price refillable note pad!

I'm minute left to go!

I feel like I'm ready to walk into no-mans-land.

Right its time

The little bastard is going to die!

23.44

Attempt 1. Mission failed. Moth hiding behind bed still. Tried killing enemy with a sock on the end of a pole. Failed. Moth now started to crawl under bed. Must move bed.

23.48

Moth now in sight. I believe it's still mocking me. Going to try attempt 2. Same method. Sock on pole.

23.53

Hit moth with sock on the end of pole. Had its back to me. Was able to sneak up from behind! Not sure if creature is dead. No sign of corpse. Only a weird dust stain on carpet. Must investigate if moth is really dead.

23.56

Moth is offically dead! Mission complete!

Thank god for that!

I can go to bed now

Night

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No wait!

Its not dead!

Its sat on my pillow!

00.09

Moth now trapped under a beaker! Do i set it free! I feel bad now! I can't kill it when its got no means of escape! Thats inhumane! Right I'll set it free!

00.13

Moth set free. If it dies in the rain. Tough shit! Not my problem!

Now I can deffo go to bed!

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