How Much Of a Faghag are you?

Right I want to get something straight, just because you hang out with a queer... doesn't automatically make you a faghag... there are rules and regulations you have to go by in order to become a faghag. And here they are.

1. Most importantly... someone who says they are a faghag... is not a faghag. Its like being cool. To be cool you don't go round telling everyone your cool... you just know... or other people say it to you. A true faghag doesn't brag about her gay best friend, their gay best friend brags about them.
2. You must be good looking. There is no such thing as a ugly faghag...
3. You must have been shopping with your gay bff. Primark doesn't count.
4. Your gay bff must no the in's and out's or your personal life. If you feel to ashamed, and miss out the knitty gritty details... your not a faghag.
5. You must like a drink or two... or three... or four.
6. You must be able to walk into a club with ur gayboy and look bord. That way you look like you own the place.
7. You must be willing to shut up for most of the time in a conversation with your fag and be able to listen to them talk about nothing but themselves.
8. You must act like you love yourself more then your fag. No faghag should depend on their fag... otherwise they just look like a P.A.
9. Quotes like "Me and my gay best friend go shopping" aren't allowed. People should be saying to you I wish I had a gayboy to go shopping with.
10. Your gay comes before your guy!
11. Your guy must like your gay.
12. The scene is a good night out... not a let down because there isn't anyone to get off with.
13. Class is essential!
14. You must enjoy the following films: - Bring it On, Mean Girls, Sex and the City, Clueless
15. You must enjoy the following musicians: - Britney, Madonna, Kylie

Follow these points and you'll have a gay old time

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